Stupid spam mails like this get right on my tits!

Ok folks… feel free to barrage this prats
email address with anything you like, from  lovely links to general
abuse. I cant help but think some people actually fall for this crap,
and are sucked in by all the talk of cancer and cash! Have a read of
this, then do/send whatever you see fit! Personally, I’d recommend
tracking him/her down, getting hold of a cocker spaniel, tie them up to
a chair, with a potty on his head, then pop his todger (might prove a
hitch if its a she.. ) between two flowery baps and shout "Dinner time
Fido!"

Kindest attention
My
name is Mr.Andy Morris,I am from London .I have been diagnosed with
Esophageal cancer.It has defiled all forms of medical treatment,and
right

now
I have only about a few months to live,according to medical experts.I
have not particularly lived my life so well,as I never really cared for
anyone (not even myself)but my business.Though I am very rich,I was
never generous,I was always hostile to people and only focused on my
business as that was the only thing I cared for.But now I regret all
this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have
or make all the money in the world.I believe when God gives me a second
chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from
how I have lived it.

 
Now
that God has called me,I have willed and given most of my property and
assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as few close

friends.I
want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so,I have decided to
give alms to charity organizations,as I want this to be one of the last
good deeds I do on earth.So far,I have Distributed money to some
charity organizations in the U.A.E,Somalia and Malaysia.Now that my
health has deteriorated so badly,I cannot do this myself anymore.

I
once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and
distribute the money which I have there to charity organization in

Bulgaria and Pakistan,they refused and kept the money to themselves.Hence,I do not trust them anymore,as they seem not to be
contended
with what I have left for them.The last of my money which no one knows
of is the huge cash deposit of Five Million United States
Dollars($5,000,000,00)that I have with a Finance Vaulting Unit Abroad.
I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatch it to
charity

organizations.
N/B: Kindly note that 35% of this funds must go to the tsunami
victims,45% to other Charity Organization and 20% for your effort and
time.I cannot talk with you on the phone due to my health situation,as
I am using my Lap Top

Computer to communicate with you.You should respond to this e-mail {andy_morris_79@hotmail.com}if you are interested in carrying out this assignment on my behalf.God be with you.Mr.Andy MorrisE-mail:andy_morris_79@hotmail.com

And…
if you feel the urge… repost this elsewhere! I’m sure theres a few
people out there with an imagination entertaining enough to really go
to town on them! lol

Oh.. and as a side note… the email came from the address ralexander34@cox.net

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