On to some real news… finally, after 2 years and a month, Wetherspoons have made me an offer! Tis a little more than i was expecting… but not astronomically so, have to speak to solicitor about whats next! Certainly tis better than a kick in the dick, if you’ll pardon the expression, but still means nothing if i have no bank account to cash it into, unless they swing it so its cashable at a counter. Then all i need is an address, some bills to make proof of address, and i can have my own account and identity for the first time since about 1998! lmao. Then i can work, legally, and start my plan for world domination!
Groovy! Someones set up an Rss Feed for the blog! Heres hoping its the creator of the diarys of Adrian Mole. Or a documentry compiler willing to pay me silly money to have my life story, and the rights to the film. Actually i reckon i could play me in the small screen adaptation. They say the camera adds 10 years so id look about my real age!!